when your gf writes you a sweet message on your bathroom mirror <3


In honor of my return to tumblr here’s a pic of me ft a dorito

Money cars clothes hoes mothafuckin diamonds on my mothafuckin toes


i really don’t understand why ya’ll think cheating and having side hoes or ‘fucking someone’s man’ is cute or something to be proud of. at the end of the day, u playing with people’s feelings and that shit is not cool at all. like dead ass. think about how yo ass would feel if someone was running game on u. stop it. 

I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.
i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry (via alaisiagae)


straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*


gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

Gotham is p good so far!!!


This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

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